Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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