im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't turn off my feet"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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