As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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