He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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