It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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