My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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