i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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