he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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