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(805): View more from California

Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

(1-805): View more from California

Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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(207): View more from Maine

I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(817): View more from Texas

Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.

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(623): View more from Arizona

If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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(315): View more from New York

Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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This is why I love you...

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in

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