how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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