Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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