planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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