Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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