K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Where is the hickey?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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