Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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