the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
