A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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