so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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