i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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