come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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