the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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