You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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