mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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