Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
