You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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