Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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