i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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