He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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