Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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