Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
