In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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