There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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