Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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