Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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