Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
one two three fourrrrnication!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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