I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just want to make out with him forever
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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