normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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