sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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