if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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