Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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