So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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