Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
