ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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