Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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