I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Randomize
