Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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