you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
True strength comes from lack of pants
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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