dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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