grandma shit on top of the toilet
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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