Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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