yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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