What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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