My room smells like vodka and shame
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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