i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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