Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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