Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
