Where did you get a picture of my penis
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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