I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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